Auction · Week 2
Cousin Cal's Week 2 Lean Sheet: The Under Is Family, Nick Inman Is Not Invited to Thanksgiving
Six games, six numbers I made up with love, and two three-time champions I'm not scared enough of.
dynasty · Week 2
Nevin Place Week 2: No Results Yet, Plenty of Grudges Already
The record book is still blank for 2026, but last year's ledger tells you exactly who everyone's angry at.
auction · Week 2
The Auction's Week 2: Three Rings, One Grudge, and a Man Named After His Own Login
Ben Cunnion and Evan Sinn renew last year's most lopsided record gap, and Peter Kingsley has thoughts about team names again.
dynasty · Week 1
Week 1 Power Rankings: Fourteen Teams, One Real Data Point, and I'm Still Right
Most of this league scored a number indistinguishable from zero, which will not stop me from ranking all fourteen of you with confidence you have not earned.
auction · Week 1
Week 1 Power Rankings: Twelve Teams, One Decimal Point, Zero Conclusions Warranted (I'm Drawing Them Anyway)
The all-play numbers are still coming, the box scores are mostly zeroes, and somehow the Fraud Watch already has new business.
dynasty · 2026 Season
The 2026 Nevin Place Preview: A Champion Who Sold His Whole Draft, and Thirteen Teams Trying to Catch Him
Justin Waitt defends a title with zero rookie capital left in the building, Brian Jones somehow owns three first-round picks after a 3-11 season, and the league's unluckiest team finally gets its receipts.
auction · 2026 Season
The Auction Reopens: A Heavyweights Preview, With Receipts
Twelve franchises, twelve keeper strategies, and one suspicious old columnist counting rings before anyone else does.
dynasty · 2026 Season
SOURCES: Brian Jones Turns A Tight End Into Free Money, And Kevin Jones Signed Off On It
Cade Otton and a 2029 third round pick for a 2027 third — people familiar with the ledger say Brian Jones just got paid to accept an asset.
auction · 2026 Season
The Room That Bought Bijan: Notes From the 2026 Heavyweights Auction
Twelve budgets, one $69 bid that will outlive most marriages, and a reigning champion who spent like he's never lost.
dynasty · 2026 Season
SOURCES: Koepsell Does It Again — Gibbins The Latest Name On The Same-Round Fleece List
A 2026 third for a 2026 third sounds even. It isn't. Charlie Koepsell walks away with an extra 2027 third, and people familiar with the deal say Sean Gibbins didn't blink.
auction · 2026 Season
SKIP'S UNRIGGED RANKINGS: All 12 Heavyweights Rooms, Ranked By Watching Actual Football
Barnwall handed out grades built on spreadsheets and keeper math. I built mine watching camp. One list survives contact with real football. BOOKMARK THIS.