Dynasty · Week 7
SOURCES: Elijah Mitchell And Savion Williams Are Free In This League While $100 Sits Untouched On Jamie Sinn's Books
The Sleeper world is stampeding toward Jacksonville's defense, but the real Week 7 wire story is who in the Nevin Place Memorial League has money, a losing record and no excuse.
dynasty · Week 7
Elliott Simmonds Hangs 183 on the Commissioner, and Hunter Koepsell Loses to a Lineup With Two Zeros in It
Simmonds is 7-0 after the league's highest score of the week, Hunter Koepsell is 0-7 after its lowest, and Joe Hamm beat the league's only winless team despite starting two players who scored nothing.
auction · Week 7
SOURCES: Justin Waitt Is Out Of FAAB And Lost By 0.42 With A Zero In His Lineup, While Evan Sinn Sits On $100
The Week 7 wire is stacked with defenses, kickers and one ex-Waitt receiver, and the manager with the most money to spend still hasn't spent any of it.
auction · Week 7
Eighty-Two Hundredths of a Point: Ollie Simmonds Scores 135.60, Stays 0-7, and the Archive Weeps
Trent Harley's ParmBijan Cheese hit 7-0 on a schedule-assisted wave, Ryan Weaver edged the league's most tragic man, and two other games were decided by margins you could lose in a couch cushion.
auction · Week 7
TRENT HARLEY LEADS AGAIN AND THE LUCK-MATH CROWD CAN SIT DOWN
Joe Burrow dropped 36.88, Ollie Simmonds is 0-6 and still trailing, and Monday night can't change what I already know. I said what I said.
auction · 2026 Season
THE BIG TEN-ING OF THE HEAVYWEIGHTS: I MATCHED ALL 12 TEAMS TO A BIG TEN OFFENSE AND YOU WILL NOT LIKE WHERE YOU LANDED
Six Big Ten losers scored 57 points on Oct. 24, and this league has been playing the same brand of football since Week 1. Ranked from most watchable to least. I said what I said.
dynasty · Week 6
Week 6 Power Rankings: Ben Cunnion Is 4-2 With a Losing All-Play Record and I Will Not Be Moved Off This
Elliott Simmonds has built the only undefeated record in the league that the underlying numbers actually endorse, Justin Waitt owns a share of the league's third-best all-play mark and a 2-4 record to spite it, and Ryan Weaver's all-play record is now the single worst figure in the Nevin Place Memorial League by eight full games.
auction · Week 6
Week 6 Power Rankings: Ryan Weaver Has a 49-17 All-Play Record and Nobody in This League Will Say It Out Loud
Trent Harley is 6-0 on the strength of a luck delta that should be illegal, Justin Waitt owns the league's fifth-best all-play mark and a 2-4 record to spite it, and John Penney's luck has, inexplicably, turned on my entire thesis.
auction · Week 6
SOURCES: Evan Sinn's $100 Hasn't Moved In Six Weeks While Justin Waitt Just Made Five Roster Moves In One Week
A winless team in Ollie Simmonds is still bidding like he's got something to protect, the league's best record is hoarding FAAB like a divorce lawyer, and the trending board is stacked with skill names this league is sleeping on, kickers and all.
dynasty · Week 6
SOURCES: Hunter Koepsell Spent $82 Of His FAAB And Still Has Zero Wins To Show For It
Jamie Sinn sits on a full $100 doing nothing, Charlie Koepsell runs a 5-1 juggernaut on a single dollar, and everything actually left in this league's pool is defenses and kickers nobody should touch.
dynasty · Week 6
Elliott Simmonds Is Still Perfect, the Commissioner's Numbers Check Out, and Joe Hamm Finally Exhales
Simmonds pushed his all-play mark to a ridiculous 66-12 while the Koepsells split a shared surname and the league's lone winless team stayed that way.